A lot of
John Hughes films were about the consequences of attention, or the lack of it: trying to
get the attention of someone you like, what happens when parents
don't pay attention to you, what it's like to be
lonely and misunderstood. Blogging is all about attention, too – the blogosphere is like a 1980s high school movie where popularity is everything. Or, let's be more specific: your problem is that
your (allegedly) wonderful personality is useless and irrelevant,
until you can get your hot crush to notice you. Once you've been noticed, a happy ending is inevitable. Either your hot crush (i.e. internet audience) likes you too, or else you realise that you never really wanted them after all, and you end up with your best friend instead. (The internet is not your best friend.)

I got to thinking about this after I followed a link from
here to
here – a blog post by a woman who was became John Hughes' pen-pal after writing him a fan letter. (Seriously,
go read it.) It's a genuinely touching post. But what struck me, looking at the rest of her blog, is how she's now gone from having practically no readers (3 comments on one post, 0 comments on the next post, 2 comments on the next, etc) to suddenly having 1000+ comments – which implies a readership of, say, presumably 10,000+? I know this is not a bad thing – the blogger in question is obviously sincere, it would be massively unfair to suggest otherwise* – but I can't help feeling weirdly uncomfortable about the implications.
Attention-seeking behaviour doesn't have to be nice to be successful. What are you willing to do in order to get attention (on the internet)?
• Will you lie about who you are?
• Will you say something controversial, even if you don't entirely believe it?
• Will you insult somebody?
• Will you post pictures of yourself naked?
• Will you promise something?
Here's my promise: if everyone in class comments on this post, I will bake you a cake.
On the other hand... are readers the
purpose of blogging, or are they irrelevant? Plenty of people blog on despite only single-figure readerships (
e.g.) – but do they care? Does it matter? Without readers, are they wasting their time? Presumably they're getting something out of it themselves, or they wouldn't continue. I guess the real question is: are these blogs readerless because they're no good, or because they're not trying hard enough to get attention? (Whether an audience
matters either way is a different question, I think.) It's possible to regularly read dozens or hundreds of other people's blogs, so it must be possible for every single blogger to have dozens or hundreds of regular readers. Why don't they?
What aren't they willing to do?
*
Although that hasn't stopped some people, apparently.